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really nbc? you're forgoing the news for golf? that's cool. matt's been mia lately anyway. i'll watch good day la.

and really peta? you're getting your panties in a twitch over a fly? i'm all for the ethical treatment of animals and everything, but COME ON! obama saved us from one more disease carrying pest, alright? flys hang out in poop. poop has cooties. our president stopped the cooties. he is cool. and he has good aim.

time to mail off some bills. w00t.

you know you want it

if you got babies or know someone with babies, get your diaper bags here.

if you're babyless and shop at the grocery store, get your reusable shopping totes here.

if you got babies and shop at the grocery store, follow steps one and two above.

did i cover everyone?

i'm getting this one: