dear wrath,

you weren't supposed to show up until tuesday. you're almost a week early. again. it happened once or twice before. i realize i've been a little stressed out lately, but did you have to crash my pity party? also, if you're gonna spring a surprise on me, you think you could do it while i'm still AT HOME and not after i get into the office? thanks.

- annoyed and unprepared uterus