me being a bitch

i'm no longer an original. so this girl from high school recently sent me a facebook request and i accepted. she just put up pics of her daughter's first day of school. EMY'S first day of school wtf? that's my nickname, bitch! she should have asked my permission. i should have trademarked that shit. proprietary infringement! but i'll let it slide this one time cause her mom is cool.

it's just weird seeing my name associated with someone else. how many other emy's do you know? no wait, don't tell me. i'll kill em.