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so i came out to the parentals. i officially have a boyfriend. i realize i do talk about him a lot because he's the most prominent figure in my life. this is how the conversation went:

mom: does simon have a girlfriend?
me: um, no?
mom: he seems like he would be a good boyfriend for you. have you two ever talked about it?
me: um.... yeah. well... ok fine. he's my boyfriend.
mom: oh good! i like him very much.
me: you've never even met him! you saw him once!
mom: but he shook my hand. he's very polite.

hahaha. well, shit. now she wants me to bring him home for dinner. i think we'll be conveniently busy for the next decade. the cat was bound to get out of the bag one day.

speaking of cats... dear shola, i forgot i let tasha go outside and then i locked the bottom lock when i left. just an fyi.