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i have a confession.

i think i am becoming more and more queer. i have a crush on zac efron. i've never seen any of the high school musicals, but i'm fascinated by him. i saw some clips of when he was on snl and i thought it was cute. he came out doing like, jazz hands and just the gayest fucking dance moves ever and i instantly fell in love. he's the epitome of what i'd been looking for all through high school and college: he is my straight, gay dancer. well, supposedly straight. i wonder if he's in the market for a cougar-ish fag hag.