DUDE!

so simon's surprise was a comedy show! he got tickets to the laugh factory. it was supposed to be "an evening with jon lovitz" with aries spears included. freaking awesome, right?

except neither of the two were there. they changed last minute and it was a completely different show. i forget the first two comics' names but they were really funny and awesome. and then...

freaking dane cook comes out! wtf! and he totally rocked. this was the best surprise and a very awesome night.

for my hooker

you come to my house, you eat my food the way i fucking make it!