my hero

string of twitters from the bloggess.

- Coworker just asked me if I'm high right now because I look like I "just smoked some weed". Not kidding. Starting out to be a great day.

- To clarify, I am not high right now but I am a little drunk.

- Just kidding about the drunk part.

- I'm actually on PCP

i want to be like her when i grow up.