random events of the day... all involving one person

first thing in the morning...

(stops by my desk and just stands there)
me: what do you want?
him: nothing. i just wanted to stare at you
me: (giggly and sarcastic) yeah i'm the coolest

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(showing some guy around the office)
(stops at my desk again)

him: and if you want to be mesmerized

(i smile and give him the finger)

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he wears a hat everyday. monday he didn't have it. i ask where it was. he said in his suitcase. yesterday he wore his hat and i told him "i think i like you better without the hat." today... no hat.

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(kneels down by my desk)

him: i'm not proposing if that's what you're thinking

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me: so where's your hat today?
him: i left it at home
me: huh. why?
him: i'm gonna wear it tomorrow just to piss you off
me: it doesn't piss me off. it's cool either way. i just like it better without. quit being a jerk.
him: i am a jerk and i'm gonna wear it all the time now.

i think it totally sounds like me

( so very interesting )